23 Valentine’s Food Fails That Will Never Get Re-Pinned on Pinterest
Some of us are lucky enough to date modern-day Casanovas, guys or gals who remember every inside joke we’ve shared or have even memorized our favorite brownie recipes. Everyone else . . . let’s just focus on the positives, shall we? As anyone who has attempted any pretty Pinterest craft knows, even the most loving, most thoughtful boyfriend or girlfriend’s best intentions can oftentimes melt into an indistinguishable quagmire of burnt “chocolate.”
So we poked around for some of the best Valentine’s and couples-themed food fails to help remind us all that this weekend, well, it’s the thought that counts.
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This No-I-Love-You-S’More
PicThx Buzzfeed
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This Heart-Melting Surprise
PicThx Buzzfeed
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This Boo Who Remembered Red Velvet is Your Favorite
PicThx Epic Pinterest Fail
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This Suzy-Homemaker Who Forgot How Cupcakes Work
PicThx Mal’s Food Porn
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This Fan of Anatomical Correctness
PicThx Epic Pinterest Fail
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This Un-Berry-Bly Cheesy Romantic
PicThx Squamish Baby
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This Squishy Risk-Taker
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This Guy Who Was Hoping You’d Get All Choked Up
PicThx Craft Fail
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And Then There’s This Asshole
PicThx Two Blue Fish
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This Mushy Sweetheart
PicThx Clever Housewife
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This Boyfriend Who Understands All a Girl Needs is Rice Krispies and Norman Reedus
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This Bacon Lover Who Just Can’t Keep It Together Around You
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This Brownie Lover Who’s All Bent Out of Shape
PicThx Domestic Superhero
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This Big Softie-On-The-Inside
PicThx Wendy Nielsen
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This . . . Whatever This Is
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This Boob
PicThx Pink Texas Chick
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This Aussie at Heart
Because . . . it looks like a boomerang?
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This Jumbo Kinder Surprise Egg Maker
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This Girl Who Definitely Doesn’t Have It Covered
PicThx Healthy Way to Cook
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This Gamer Who’s Just Playing on Super Low-Res
PicThx Healthy Way to Cook
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This . . . Whatever This Is Pt. 2
PixThx Healthy Way to Cook
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This Orc Spawn
PicThx Craft Fail
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This Drunken Iron Chef
PicThx Pleated Jeans
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(Full disclosure: not all of these are confirmed to have been made for Valentine’s, but don’t pretend you didn’t still go “aww!”)
