Bi-Winning Tiger Blood Now On Sale

Charlie Sheen memes have reached their inevitable end, a tangible product. While this particular drink doesn’t look at all officially endorsed by Sheen, it’s absolutely relevant and ridiculous. Tiger Blood energy potion promotes a Bi-Winning formula of 100% passion that is specifically designed to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm (had enough Charlie Sheen-isms yet?).

In actuality, this product is fruit punch flavored and packs 80mg of caffeine. It’s almost the same as “banging crack rocks,” except will not have the same adverse side effects actual drug use might entail. Drugs are terrible and we don’t endorse them, full disclosure. ($4 @ HarcosLabs)

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