Seattle Butcher Makes ‘Beast Mode’ Sausage with Skittles

Apparently, the Seattle Seahawk’s running back Marshawn Lynch adores skittles.

So, in honor of Lynch and the Seahawks making it to the Super Bowl, a Seattle butcher has unleashed a Hot Skittles Sausage. Named “Beast Mode,” Blue Max Meats’ Skittles sausage ranks as one of the most inglorious mash ups we’ve seen. The recipe itself, is unabashedly straight-forward:

First, grab several hulking chunks of meat

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Second, grind out the meat spaghetti

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Third, mix in the spices and, yes, a bag full of Skittles

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Finally, MAGIC

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We apologize for any appetites we may have (most likely) ruined.

Picthx K5

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