Extending Freeloader Spork

If you’re the kind of individual who always under orders when you go out to eat just so you can nibble off other peoples’ plates, you are a certified freeloader. Don’t worry, you’re not being completely frowned upon here. In fact, we’ve just been brought up to speed on this 21″ extending Freeloader Spork. Now it doesn’t matter what type of consistency you’re freeloading into, this fork-spoon combo, plus the 21″ extendable reach, is just enough utensil for even the most tricky of foods you didn’t pay for. ($9.95 @ ArchieMcPhee)

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