Lucky 13 Pewter Saltine Cracker

Utilizing technology that was state-of-the-art if you were born around 1913, artist Herbert Hoover has cast these crackers of Pewter and packaged them fresh out of Harlem, New York. For those unfamiliar, Pewter is a malleable metal alloy, according to its Wikipedia article, consisting “traditionally [of] 85-99% tin, with the remainder consisting of copper, antimony, bismuth and lead.“

Each cracker comes with a unique serial number that allows you to brandish your collector’s item with a serious prowess and level of pride. You can even boast about Cracker’s whereabouts with the Cracker Tracker blog. In case there was any doubt in your mind, these crackers should not be eaten. ($15 @ Potus31)