The Official Fifty Shades of Grey Wine Taste Like Leather. No, Really.

Soccer moms now have the perfect pairing to their steamy mom-rotica.

From the author who brought you the bestselling Fifty Shades saga comes an official wine bearing the novel’s’ name. Adorned with labels saying “You. Are. Mine.” these bottles are basically giving themselves to you.

As of now there are two flavors available: White Silk, which is described as a “blend of Gewürztraminer and Sauvignon Blanc with notes of lychee, honey, pear, crisp grapefruit, and a faint hint of butterscotch” or if you’re in a darker mood go with the Red Satin, which has “flavors of black cherry, cocoa powder, creamy caramel, vanilla, clove spice and leather.” Yes, leather, because it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades-approved without the taste of S&M.

Fifty Shades of Grey Wien $17.99 per bottle @fiftyshadeswine

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