The (Relative) Dangers of Stealing Liam Neeson’s Pizza

As it turns out, actor/father/all-around badass Liam Neeson is a little more forgiving of pizza theft as opposed to, say, the kidnapping of his fictional daughter or wife. No European rampages here.

However, if the pizza he left in the law school lunch room is not returned, he will use the skills acquired over a very long career, skills that make him a nightmare for pizza thieves. He will look for said thieves. He will find said thieves. And he will . . . ask for his pizza back.

I mean, c’mon. It’s the law school version of Liam Neeson. He’s not crazy. Just crazy awesome.

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