What Your Drink Order Says About You [Hint: Don’t Order the Gin & Tonic]

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What’s the difference between soda and water? Bitterness. At least when you’re out drinking (or not) with your friends.

From “hungover” to “f***ing driving”, here’s a guide to know how to read the mind of that guy who just ordered the gin and tonic in the next booth over. Hint: You’re probably not gonna like it.

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It’s okay, water drinkers. Everyone else at the bar is too drunk to remember how much of a buzzkill you’re being.

H/T + PIcThx CollegeHumor

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