The Manliest Way to Separate an Oreo: Blast Them Out of a Gun

Remember when separating Oreo creme from cookie was all the rage on YouTube? We showed you this video/hatchet-based Rube Goldberg machine some have called blasphemous, but is really just genius, because what person in their right mind prefers the filling to the actual cookie?

Well, we’ve got another cookie travesty to show you, this time way more manly then some battery-operated hatchet. This is a pump-action shotgun that separates Oreos. And by ‘separates’, we mean “turns into a high-speed projectile and obliterates.” When your cookie becomes a fine dust, you can still basically say the cookie is creme-free, right? Right.

Yes, you may giggle when designer Jöerg Sprave says “Oreo,” but he sure can demolish those cookies. Like a man. All while looking totally badass and just a little maniacal.

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Skip to 2:10 to watch Sprave rain chocolate-y fury down on Amazon shipping.

H/T That’s Nerdalicious

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