Drive Thru Rap

If you have a television set, you’ve been witness to the new Taco Bell ad campaign, a commercial endeavor that includes some hooligans rolling up to a Taco Bell drive thru, spittin’ their hottest flow instead of their normal mundane order and eliciting some laughs. This seems to have come as a result of some intense Market Research, because a few of the following videos date before Taco Bell’s campaign began, so we can definitely see where Taco Bell did their research… ( YouTube ? ). Anyways, here are some interesting ones we found:

Burger King Rap

Wendy’s Rap

Healthy Rap

Before I show this last clip, I want you guys to know that here on Foodbeast, we made sure between Reggie and I, that we would never bash any food establishment. The point of our blog was to show people what’s fun and good about food, if we didn’t like a certain place we visited, we would simply not blog about it. We’re not critics, we’ll leave that boring ass job to someone else.

In the mean time, I’m gonna take a minute to say, the girl in this next video is an idiot. She needs to never speak again, her vocal chords should be snipped and pulled out through her throat and then she should be slapped violently with the very chords ripped from her throat. There’s a big line between making one of these videos and being funny, and making one of these videos and annoying people who work at McDonald’s with your Wally Cleaver throwback voice accompanied by your 3 closest girlfriends, one of which (in the backseat) should look into some dental care and Crest Whitestrips. I’m not a perfect man, and I have no idea why I am going off on this girl…Reggie will probably dislike the fact I’ve introduced a rant onto the Foodbeast blog, but I assure you this type of post will be rare…and since I already feel somewhat bad about the rant, here’s an embarrassing candid picture of myself (I was caught masturbating in public) to even the karma playing field in my life. Enjoy the video: