Hedgehog Toothpick Holder is as Unnecessary as it is Cute

We know, we know. It’s awful not having a place to artfully, adorably arrange your toothpicks, preventing guests at your catered estate gala from having access to your truffle-stuffed, gold-plated olives. First world problems. We know.

Solution: The Hedgehog Toothpick Holder. You load this thing up with some toothpicks, tuck it on the edge of your bowl, and it just stares at you, begging you with its adorable painted eyes to go ‘head! Have one more cheese ball. For me?

How can you say no to that? How can you — oh, wait, it also wants $25 dollars?

Who even uses toothpicks anymore? It’s 2013. We should be free to have spinach in our teeth, dammit.

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Hedgehog Toothpick Holder $25 @ holycool

H/T Incredible Things

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