The ‘Burly Beaver Sandwich’ is 21430 Calories of Canadian Wonder

The opening scene of Epic Meal Time’s latest video, “The Burly Beaver Sandwich,” is the perfect cure if you’re suffering from Canadian homesickness. Show hosts Harley and Tyler are kicking back on a sidewalk, reminiscing on Canada’s finer offerings, such as “a good poutine and strippers you can put your fingers in,” “meese,” and the “allowance the government gives us for being polite every month.” It was enough to make me want to book the first flight back to Toronto and slather myself in a steamy pot of poutine and meese meat.

Then, they rolled out the The Burly Beaver Sandwich – a conglomeration of fries, substitute cheese, gravy and bacon wrapped into a “custom beaver tail dough” bun. The buns (there are two of them, mind you) are dusted with cinnamon brown sugar, then used to sandwich together a layer of pastrami, fries, cheese, gravy and mo’ bacon. Kevin Smith then does us the honor of making love to this behemoth with his mouth.

It’s glorious. Watch below:

H/T Epic Meal Time