This Craigslist Ad Wants You to Fart on a Birthday Cake for $50

Nothing says “Happy Birthday!” like a cake marinated in flatulence, right?

That seems to be the logic behind this Manhattan Craigslist post, which promises fifty dollars to anyone willing “to come to my friend’s birthday and sit on his cake and fart on it.” We thought we’d seen it all after the urinal cakes, but apparently humanity has an insatiable appetite for bathroom-flavored birthday humor.

The poster is quick to reassure any potential farters that this “will not be a dangerous situation” (because that doesn’t sound creepy at all) and asks that any respondents be “preferably female.” Some people might think that a person’s gender would have zero impact on the gas expelled from their rectum, but our poster seems to come down on the Powerpuff Girls school of anatomy, wherein female farts = sugar, spice, and everything nice. Perfect for a birthday cake.

H/T + PicThx Animal New York