It’s Your Birthday and Here’s How to Get Free Food If You Want To

Birthdays are the best of all holidays. Know why? Because everybody gets one, people give you presents without expecting presents in return, and you get free food! Plus, cake. Need we say more?

In the spirit of birthday celebrations, we present to you a list of restaurants that will give you free meals just to celebrate the fact that you exist on this planet. Keep in mind that most of these ask you to sign up for some kind of rewards program (often a minimum of seven days before your birthday). So plan ahead and make a food marathon out of it — hey’s it’s your birthday and you’re gonna feast if you want to.

 

bfast

  1. Denny’s: free Grand Slam breakfast

  2. Einstein Bagels: free breakfast sandwich (with purchase of drink).

  3. IHOP: free rooty tooty fresh n fruity (or menu item of equal or lesser value)

  4. Waffle House: free waffle (free waffle for signing up)

 

lunchdin

  1. Benihana $30 off, Monday through Thursday the week of your birthday.

  2. Black Angus Steakhouse: free BOGO steak dinner (up to $19.99)

  3. Daphne’s Greek Cafe: free entree

  4. Firehouse Subs: free medium Sub with ID.

  5. Hooters: ten free wings

  6. Red Robin: free gourmet burger if you buy the Red Royalty card and register it on their site.

  7. Spaghetti Warehouse: free spaghetti entree and spumoni sundae

  8. Which Wich: free regular Wich

  9. Wingstop: free large fresh cut seasoned fries

  10. Wienerschnitzel: free corndog

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that if you sign up for this you’re officially a member of the wiener-lovers club?

 

drinks

  1. Caribou Coffee: free drink

  2. Del Taco: free premium shake (plus 2 free chicken soft tacos for signing up)

  3. Sonic: free regular creamslush/tator tots/or medium drink

Oh, Sonic. How can you make us choose between tater tots and a creamslush?

 

dessert

  1. Auntie Anne’s: buy one get a free birthday pretzel

  2. Baskin Robbin’s: free birthday ice cream, plus cake discount.

  3. Ben&Jerry’s: free scoop of your favorite flavor, plus $3 off an ice cream cake.

  4. BJ’s: free pizookie

  5. Chili’s: free brownie Sundae

  6. Dippin Dots: free small cup of dippin dots

  7. Maggie Moo’s: free kid sized cone

Tip: Pizookies are messy. Skip the spoons, embrace the inevitable, and eat it with your face.

 

There you have it. Everything you need to make sure you have the best (or at least the cheapest) birthday ever. Enjoy!

H/T Hey It’s Free + PicThx ADoseofShipBoy

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