Baconsaurus for Jurassic Appetites Only

The Jurassic Park voiceover starts out like this: “Since the beginning of time, man has searched the earth for evidence of his past. But while some have looked for clues to the mystery, one man….” has decided to build a dinosaur made of bacon. Well, kinda.

The architectural integrity of this bacon behemoth is not to be taken for granted and seems to have been built as a party dish. Bacon salad? No. Bacon wrapped dates? No. But when someone suggests Baconsaurus, it’s a go, and obviously, a Baconsaurus dish is not complete without Kiwi palm trees, butter lettuce leaves and a reference to the epic “Shoot her!” line from Jurassic Park. Well, I know what I’m bringing next time I’m invited to a potluck.

H/T cheezburger