Caffeinated Maple Syrup for the Sweetest Crash Ever

Here’s the thing, I hate coffee. Can’t stand it. Black is too bitter, and by the time I add enough sugar and creamer to make it even remotely tolerable, the number of calories alone is enough to make my head spin.

Now I’m not sure if it’s just a mental thing (after all I have no problem drinking tea or 5-Hour Energy Shots), but if finding out means I get to sample whole cups of this caffeinated maple syrup from ThinkGeek, count me in.

Per tablespoon serving, TG’s All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup has 84 mg of caffeine, or about half the amount in a whole 16 ounce can of Monster. And since it is maple syrup (and maple syrup, unlike coffee, is delicious), you know you won’t stop at just one tablespoon of the stuff on your morning chicken and waffles.

Have fun sugar and caffeine crashing at the exact same time! How’s that for multi-tasking?

Caffeinated Maple Syrup: $13 @ ThinkGeek

H/T: Cool Material

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