Mis-Fortune Cookies

Whoever said that fortune cookies had to always be bright and happy? I guess it’s implied in the name, but these misfortune cookies from ThinkGeek change everything. For a mere $10 you can start bringing fear and misery into the lives of those you love, or hate. Start telling the truth about life in rude and funny ways with these fortune cookies. Let’s start looking at the glass half empty people. (Thx IT)

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