3 Reasons Why Cupcakes Are Bullshit

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Cupcakes are bullshit. And Toothpaste for Dinner points out why in 3 poignant illustrations.

1) Their towering piles of icing make them too tall to eat properly (which is why you need to learn how to eat a cupcake like a gentleman).

2) The paper encapsulating the petite dessert isn’t edible, which is such a waste.

3) There’s no meat. No meat? Complete and utter bullshit!

Nuff’ said.

via Toothpaste for Dinner

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