This Eggplant Has a Face – Why in the WORLD Does This Eggplant Have a Face?!

Tumblr, in its typical simple photographic fashion, has brought us some joy from the behind the scenes at Trader Joe’s. Apparently when eggplants with peculiar growth – like an extra phallic Easter Island statue – arrive at the store, the employees get to have fun in the back adding additional anthropomorphic features and take photos to post online.

This is no miracle like Jesus appearing on toasted bread, given my assumptions about the eyes and mouth being human-aided. But I still hope someone names the eggplant and subsequently eats the entire thing.

via hey can i borrow like 5 bucks

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