Baby Binky Bottle Opener for Toddling Tots

Has your baby been acting strange lately? Staying up at ungodly hours in the night, failing to communicate, maybe drinking strange liquids? Well you know what they say, milk is only a gateway formula, but once you find one of these suckers hiding in baby’s crib, it might be high time you had the talk.

While not appropriate for kids, however, this polished chrome binky bottle opener could be enough to pacify you after a long day of taking care of baby, you big baby. You know, in case screaming and throwing tantrums hasn’t quite worked out yet.

Dummy Bottle Opener: $24 @ Suck UK

via Incredible Things

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