Finally, Somebody Made a Giant Penis Pumpkin Carving [Mildly NSFW]

Without being told, it might be a little hard to believe this giant yellow peen is made of pumpkin, the same stuff that goes in your lattes and your cookies and pretty much every fall food item imaginable. But hey, if someone’s ballsy enough to admit he carved a giant yellow penis in the first place, I think it’s safe to assume he’s not lying about anything else either.

Check out the full-res version, courtesy of deviantart user kissel71, below; because believe us, size does matter.

[Via Obvious Winner]

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