What This Guy Does With a Bottle of Whiskey and Windshield Wipers is Ridiculous

“When you go riding with me, you don’t need a roadie. I got you covered — with my WHISKEY WIPERS,” says the always credible DUI Steve.

Steve’s latest YouTube video takes a bottle of happy sawce (Jack Daniel’s), his truck’s windshield wipers and an innovation level worthy of a Harvard Engineering degree and somehow converts his car’s wiper fluid tank into a portable whiskey keg. For those of you looking for a Sunday tinkering project that will inevitably lead to getting your own DUI [namehere] nickname, the Whiskey Wipers are for you.

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