Advice: Stop emailing lackluster resumes in PDFs and word docs. Employers know you copy and pasted that cover letter. If you really want the job, your deep love for poetry, hobbies like sailing, and your passion for volunteering at the local animal shelter aren’t helping. Seriously, stahp.

Obnoxious commentary aside, sometimes a box of chocolates or say, a 6-pack of booze gives your resume that extra oomph. We found the top food-themed resumes doing it right, from sleek milk box designs to wine bottles decked with Skills and Experience.

Peek below for next-level inspiration:

Résume-Ale

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A student created this 6-pack of beer resume for class. Psh, Teacher’s Pet.

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Life is like a box of tasty chocolate resumes

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Resume Chocolate Bar with skills transformed into “Ingredients”

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Cereal Resume is the most important meal of the day

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“High Calorie” Milk Box Resume

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COFFEE RESUME? You’re hired.

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Candy Infographic Resume

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Wine Bottle Resume for Lushes

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Soda Can Resume

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Hidden Coffee & Donut Resume. The USB inside the powdered donut is sheer genius.