McDonald’s to Release Adventure Time Happy Meal Toys

How many of you are squealing with absolute delight upon reading this? Yes, McDonald’s will be unleashing Adventure Time Happy Meal Toys starting January 17.

We. Are. Giggling. In. Our. Stockings. Right. Now. The whimsical series features a “Bendy” Finn and Jake with moveable appendages, a sword-wielding Finn, an freeze-blasting Ice King, a “channel changin'” BMO and a pogo-stick like version of Jake. However, according to Happy Meal.com, these are boy’s toys, while the girls get stuck with Pepto-Bismo-colored Paul Frank trinkets. Erm, bullsh*t.

H/T Kotaku

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