Finally, Finger Chopsticks for Eating Inconvenient, Messy Food

Now you can elegantly stuff your face with a dripping plate of chicken wings thanks to Trongs. These small, flexible tongs let you pick up food with ease without risking the unimaginable horror of getting your fingers messy when digging through a stack of ribs, greasy fries and cheesy pizza.

The site touts:

What’s worse than that pasty sticky mess left on your fingers when you bread chicken cutlets? When you use trongs, your fingers stay clean, so you are free to answer the phone, pick up the baby, or anything else that gets thrown your way.

Answer: There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, worse than getting your fingers stuck in a pasty mess of chicken cutlet fiasco. Well, aside from getting Spartan kicked into a bottomless pit of death.

Yah, that’s pretty bad. Aside from that, Trongs solve all of earth’s woes that get “thrown your way.” It’s like having real-life appendages to eat your food with. Think about that for a second.

Trongs (pack of 6 pairs) $25 @Amazon

H/T + PicThx Laughing Squid