A Huge Sausage, Covered in Bacon and Cheese, in a Puffy Pastry Jacket

The closest interpretation I can find to this following creation would be a Hot Pocket. Imagine a puff pastry, cheesy innards, and some sort of meat to keep it relevant. Talented food pornographer Mirko has decided to make things a bit more sexy, opting for a home constructed puff coat, a giant sausage in a bacon-cheese cover and an appetite for a sexy cross-section photograph.

No need for a catchy name, I’ll just refer to it as a Huge Sausage, wrapped in Bacon and Cheese, Protected by a Puffy Pastry Jacket. Rolls right off the tongue, don’t you think?

Well…atleast I’m specific:

 

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