Gratuitous Food Porn: The Best Messy AF Sandwiches for National Sandwich Month

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There are few things as satisfying as a mouthful of bread-encased meat (or melted cheese or yolky fried egg or what have you). And whatever genius came up with the idea of eating dainty tea sandwiches as a snack  was clearly not in his right mind. The best sandwich is the one that requires several extra napkins just to get it on the plate, and several more afterward just to clear it from your tastebuds’ memory. So check out this list of the web’s best “Messy as F@#K” sandwiches for National Sandwich Month this August and remember, if you don’t hate yourself before, during, or after eating it, you my friend are definitely missing out.

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Vegan Tempeh Reuben Club

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Recipe: Lunch Box Bunch

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Philly Cheesesteak Sloppy Joe

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Recipe: Pass the Sushi

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Triple Onion Slow Cooker Shredded Venison Sandwiches

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Recipe: Mississippi Kitchen

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Broccoli Cheddar Soup Grilled Cheese

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Recipe: BS in the Kitchen

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Krispy Kreme Croque Madame

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Recipe: Willow Bird Baking

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Francesinha

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Recipe: Ang Sarap

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Fried Pizza Sandwiches

sp8

Recipe: Diethood

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Fried Oyster Po-Boys with Spicy Remoulade

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Recipe: From Away

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Prawn, Pesto, Fig and Feta Sandwiches

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Recipe: Lemons and Anchovies

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Grilled Mac and Cheese Panini with BBQ Pulled Pork

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Recipe: Panini Happy

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Killer Cap’n Crunch Breakfast Sandwich

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Recipe: Whisk Kid

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Balsamic Marinated Steak Sandwiches with Peaches, Brie and Brown Butter Onions

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Recipe: Cooking for Keeps

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Potato Chip Omelet Sandwich

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Recipe: La Colombe

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Shrimp Croissant BLT

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Recipe: Katie’s Cucina

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Aussie Burger with “The Lot”

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Recipe: Manu’s Menu

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Chip Butty

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Recipe: Sandwicherie

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Kimchi Bulgogi Panini

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Recipe: Chow Divine

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Bacon Guacamole Grilled Cheese

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Recipe: Closet Cooking

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The Hangover Breakfast Sandwich

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Recipe: Simple Comfort Food

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Monte Cristo Quesadillas

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Recipe: Closet Cooking

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Asparagus, Eggs and Gorgonzola Sandwich

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Recipe: Onion Choco

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Deep Fried Fluffernutter

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Recipe: Crazy for Crust

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Fat Sal’s Big Fatty

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via Thrillist

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H/T Tasteologie, Tastespotting, Brittany High

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