Egg Roll-stuffed Crust Chinese Pizza

Leave it to the guys at Epic Meal Time to force a conversation about what’s a better leftover: chinese or pizza.

The result of their inquiry? A cooking show episode that has the boys create a series of Chinese Food-topped Pizzas with crusts stuffed with egg rolls. Why? Because, “they’re f*cking smart,” that’s why.

The most endearing part of the episode comes when the show’s host Harley Morenstein pleads with his treacherous eater friend Muscles Glasses to not eat the entire dish this time around, hoping for some leftovers later in the evening. Of course this request falls on deaf ears. Take a look: