The Most Straightforward & Hilarious Guide to Coffee, Ever

April 18, 2013 // 6:00 am

Sometimes you want an espresso and sometimes you want whiskey. For example, take today: I got up and contemplated stopping by Starbucks to swoop up a red eye. But let’s be real, all I really wanted were a few shots of early morning Jameson, so I asked the barista…

‘Po’ Boy Ramen Sandwich’ for When You’re Desperate and Out of Bread

April 8, 2013 // 3:51 pm

There are days when all you want is a f*ckin’ sandwich. So, you get up from your desk, open the fridge, take out the ham and cheese, then reach for the bread. Except you’ve run out, or the bread’s gone moldy, or you forgot to pick some up during…

Why Not Win Your Fancy Seafood Dinner from a Lobster Claw Machine?

March 15, 2013 // 10:00 am

This is one of those things that seems completely obvious the second you see it. Seriously, everyone needs to have gotten onboard with this  centuries ago, or whenever claw games were invented.

Apparently, it’s not all that different from traditional claw machines. You put in your money (albeit, a little extra)…