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Finally, Someone Made Fortune-Telling Bacon
March 21, 2013 // 1:04 pm
I hate to break it to you, guy, but just because a super-intelligent spider describes your pig as “some pig,” “terrific” and “radiant” doesn’t mean that when you finally do cook the thing, you’ll magically wind up with fortune-telling bacon. That’s just not how it works.
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