A Photo Series Capturing What Famous Musicians Eat and Drink Backstage

May 6, 2013 // 1:50 pm

Billy Idol noms on tubs of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! before he goes on stage.

Now that we’ve got your attention, on to the boring stuff: The ‘rider’, made largely (in)famous by Van Halen’s iconic request for “no brown M&Ms,” is a sort of contractual addendum that…

This Hoodie Popcorn Holder is for Lazy, Innovative People

March 30, 2013 // 9:00 am

Another entry from the world of WTF Life Hacks, here’s the most efficient, environmentally friendly, hygienically-questionable method of snacking on popcorn while at the computer, knitting, reading, or anything else that involves too much work with your hands to waste time with a bowl. Simple reverse your hoodie, hope it’s…

The World’s Shiniest Fruit Looks Absolutely Unreal

March 12, 2013 // 12:19 pm

Quick, word association: Shiny. Go.

Gold? Easily distracted birds? Firefly-era slang? Fruit?

If you said that last one, you’re either confused about what the word “shiny” means, or you’ve seen pictures of Pollia condensata. This remarkable specimen is not only the world’s shiniest fruit but also the world’s shiniest living…

‘OccuPie Wall Street,’ ‘I Just Blue Myself,’ and Other Non-Existent Pop Culture Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream

March 11, 2013 // 2:02 pm

Ben and Jerry, those two guys you turn to after breaking up with your significant other, losing a job, or just finishing, like, an insanely stressful week, have brought America such awesome, pop culture ice cream flavors such as AmeriCone Dream, Late Night Snack, Phish Food, and everyone’s favorite,…

Brown Sprite, the Crystal Pepsi Parody

March 1, 2013 // 6:00 am

Right now, boasts the commercial for new “Brown Sprite”, the apocryphal follow-up to the early 90s Crystal Pepsi, the future isn’t as clear as it once was.  

Right now . . . the world is dark. 

(Right) now . . . there’s a soda to match. 

While you’ll…

Grumpy Cat Cookies? No. (But Yes)

February 22, 2013 // 6:00 am

If you know Grumpy Cat, you know he (?) doesn’t appreciate cookies. Or sugar. Or happiness. Although, that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t enjoy devouring his face, laughing all the while! These paradoxically cute cookies are from Whipped Bakeshop in Philadelphia, and reddit loves…

Finally, Make an Edible Phallus out of Anything with the ‘Dildo Maker’

February 21, 2013 // 3:05 pm

Well, I hate to be the one to say it, but thank goodness, amirite, ladies? I, for one, was getting real tired of non-degradable dildos. I mean, it’s 2013, and we still live in a world where, when the old one runs out, were just supposed to shove it…

Scan Your Screaming Face on Chocolates, We Heard it’s Super Romantic

February 7, 2013 // 7:00 am

How many of us have heard the phrase, “You’re so cute, I just want to eat you up?”

Now, you actually can eat someone up — if they decide to create a likeness of their own face in chocolate, that is.

Because, yeah, that’s actually a thing, and you…