What Your Drink Order Says About You [Hint: Don't Order the Gin & Tonic]

April 15, 2013 // 10:56 am

What’s the difference between soda and water? Bitterness. At least when you’re out drinking (or not) with your friends.

From “hungover” to “f***ing driving”, here’s a guide to know how to read the mind of that guy who just ordered the gin and tonic in the next booth over.…

Here’s How to Correctly Pour a Glass of Water [Video]

April 12, 2013 // 8:00 am

There is a fine art to everything. No really, there is, like making ice cubes for instance. It’s essential that you only use water and remember to shut the freezer door; the first step is imperative as frozen soda or tomato juice isn’t very palatable when melting…

Organic Dehydrated Canned Water is Really Healthy For You [HUMOR]

March 20, 2013 // 8:00 am

It’s the perfect beverage for that New Year’s resolution you’ve been holding onto (come on, it’s March, give it up already) and contains no fat, sugar, sodium, cholesterol or calories.

For the First Time in Nearly 3 Decades, Water Defeats Soda as America’s Favorite Beverage

March 12, 2013 // 2:09 pm

Americans are actually drinking more water than soda for the first time in three decades, according to a new report from industry tracker Beverage Digest. Soft drinks have been the American beverage of choice ever since the eighties

You Had One Job – 4,000 + Gallons of Whiskey Mistaken for Waste Water, Dumped Down the Drain

March 4, 2013 // 3:08 pm

I’m torn. I’m not sure whether to laugh at these guys or sympathize with them.

On the one hand, it must be pretty difficult to accomplish much of anything when you work at a liquor factory. On the other, could no one smell the damn thing?

Last Tuesday, overnight…

Step Up the Chic With Flower & Fruit Ice Cubes

November 24, 2012 // 4:00 pm

When the Internet told us that little trick to save herbs with an ice cube tray and olive oil, I remember thinking: Wow. If only I could think of something just as creative and useful. Thus, I thought ice trays had reached their peak and that  it plateaued…

Lady Gaga Ditches The Meat Dress & Sets To Launch New Gaga Bottled Water

October 19, 2012 // 4:58 pm

By now, the meat dress is très blasé and bottled water is the new frontier of Mother Monster. In light of criticism following recent photos showing a noticeably robuster pop star, Lady Gaga has plans for branding “healthy drinking water” that will be promoted via a multimillion-dollar global marketing campaign according…

Sriracha Water Bottle, the Hottest Thing to Ever Cool You Down

August 16, 2012 // 11:00 am

A lot of food lovers have close friends and relatives who worry about the amount of Huy Fong’s Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce they consume on a daily basis. If you’re one of those foodies, you can freak them out even more with this Sriracha water bottle.

At least at…