Here’s How to Make Cherry Pie Jello Shots, Complete with Mini Graham Cracker Crusts

December 29, 2012 // 9:30 am

So the family-centric holidays are technically over (unless you’re one of those people who actually enjoys boozing it up with gramps, ya freak). But that doesn’t mean the family-centric holiday-themed treats have to end. In fact, why not keep the fun of all the suffocating hugs and ugly sweaters…

DIY: Transform Vodka Into Gin Within 36 Hours

December 22, 2012 // 2:58 pm

Forget gifting homemade jam this holiday season. Jam doesn’t help make the holidays merry, but Gin? Gin does. This homemade gin kit gives you the tools you need to transform vodka into gin within 36 hours. (Vodka not included.)

You begin with your choice of vodka, and incorporate the…

Shaquille O’Neal’s New ‘Luv Shaq’ Vodka Just Sounds Icky

December 20, 2012 // 6:31 pm

Pardon my sixth grade mentality, but come on. I can’t be the only one thinking that a vodka line called “Luv Shaq” by Shaquille O’Neal just feels all 50 shades of uncomfortable. Please Shaq, keep your clear love liquids to yourself. Ew.

Scheduled to release early next year, “Luv…

Do Want: Rainbow-Layered Cake Jello Shots

December 17, 2012 // 8:49 pm

Yes, that’s right. It’s time for more super-sweet jello shots. We here at Foodbeast love our jobs. We also love sugar. And booze. Don’t judge us.

Anyway. We’ve given you jello shots for all occasions:  Halloween, Christmas, um…Independence Day? Yeah, that works.

Now, we’ve got…

Leninade — So Good It Makes the Gulag Bearable

November 28, 2012 // 1:43 pm

Whoever said communism kills creativity and the human spirit, has clearly never experienced Leninade. This pink lemonade from Real Soda sports a sick(le) logo that is accompanied by enough puns to feed the whole village’s humor.

Pumpkin Pie Vodka Shots For Thanksgiving Dessert

November 18, 2012 // 3:17 pm

As any devoted Foodbeast fan knows, super-sweet, seasonal shots have been all the rage lately. First it was caramel apple jello shots, then strawberry watermelon jello shots. While these next shots are made with neither fruit, nor jello, they get extra points for being…

Cîroc Has Us Drinking To New Years and It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet

November 16, 2012 // 2:41 pm

We can’t help it. The turkey has yet to be laid on the table and the tinseled Christmas tree is still snug in its box. Yet when we hear the words “Peach Cobbler” garnished with brown sugar and crushed graham crackers and “Holiday Ginger Snap” with muddled sage and…

Pop Your Cherry: Vodka Red Bull Jello Shots

November 10, 2012 // 2:31 pm

Keeping a few maraschino cherries in the refrigerator to kick the creeping sweet tooth never hurt anyone and neither did surrounding it with Vodka Red Bull gelatin for a little pick me up. So, if you want to sub out the virgin jello shots you’ve been keeping in the…