The Pop-Tarts Vodka We Wish Was Real

May 1, 2013 // 11:44 am

With Carl’s Jr. rolling out with new Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches, it seems these breakfast-desserts are the hot food item of the moment. Hoping to join the trend, Kellogg’s will be rolling out with new Pop-Tarts-flavored 80-proof vodka. The new line features three different flavor profiles: Brown…

Old and Busted: Water Transformed Into Wine, New Hotness: Milk Transformed Into Vodka

April 16, 2013 // 7:00 am

Of course, James Bond is a fan of this stuff. Of course.

A UK farmer has perfected the art of transforming the milk from his herd of 250 cows into vodka. According to PSFK, the process involves separating the milk into curds, which are used to make…

A Sonic Screwdriver for Doctor Who Fans Still Devastated over the Ponds

April 4, 2013 // 8:00 am

This Sonic Screwdriver is the only companion you’ll need to enjoy the new season of Doctor Who. It’s also perfect for drowning your sorrows, that is, if you’re still reeling over the loss of the Ponds.

Made up of blue raspberry vodka and orange juice over ice, this Sonic…

Here’s How to Make The Drunken S’more

March 5, 2013 // 6:25 pm

A few weeks ago, we were sent a bottle of Three Olives S’mores Vodka in the mail. While we aren’t the biggest fans of flavored-vodka, we do love drinking . . . and s’mores. Thus, the Drunken S’more was created. Duh.

We took the original recipe, “The Campfire Martini,”…

Science Says Alcohol + Diet Soda Gets You Drunker

February 13, 2013 // 7:00 am

Calorie counting alcoholics of the world rejoice! A new study has shown alcohol mixed with artificially sweetened beverages, like diet soda, can cause an increase in intoxication levels more so than its calorie heavy equivalent. Woo Hoo!

Published in the journal, Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, the…

Puppy’s Life Saved by ‘Seven or Eight Shots’ of Vodka

January 17, 2013 // 10:06 am

We’ve all heard how chocolate is really bad for dogs (like, death-inducing bad), but you know what clear, liquid, technically-classified “poison” surprisingly isn’t? Vodka.

This Vodka Bong Turns Alcohol Into Vapor

January 16, 2013 // 1:42 pm

There’s been a lot of buzz around the Vaportini, a recent invention that marries drug and bar culture in the most beautiful union we’ve seen since this proposal. The Vaportini takes individual shots of liquor and heats them up enough to generate an alcoholic gas, which is…

Vodka Gangnam Style — It Was Inevitable

January 1, 2013 // 4:10 pm

No need to fill space with Gangnam Style’s history, so let’s get straight to the point: Vodka.

Woobo International filed to trademark a Gangnam Style vodka drink in the U.S., along with the phrase “Oppah, Gangnam Style” for marketing purposes.

Woobo probably figured after spending 2012 watching countless Gangnam…