The Pizza Scarf Keeps Your Neck Warm & Greasy, Kinda

February 13, 2013 // 3:59 pm

It wouldn’t surprise us if you’re disappointed by the fact that this is a scarf posing as a pizza rather than an enormous scarf-shaped slice of pizza. We get it, we really do. But once you’ve gotten over that initial urge to sink your teeth into a stranger’s neckwear,…

Garlic (shaped) Lamps: Good for Dining Rooms, Bad for Vampires

January 1, 2013 // 4:26 pm

Unless you’re a Cullen, in which case these hanging lamps are just absurd and stylish enough to fit in with you and yours, Spider Monkey.

For the rest of us, it’s worth noting this super modern veggie lamp, designed by Anton Naselevets (who has more pictures…

Homemade True Blood Because A Good Neck Is Hard To Find

November 21, 2012 // 2:00 pm

To all the Truebies, Twihards, and vampire enthusiasts: let’s be honest, a good neck is hard to find. Fresh blood is scarce these days. And the show True Blood‘s official drink, which isn’t sold in the HBO Store anymore, is waaaaay too expensive everywhere else. So what’s a true fan…

Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener

October 20, 2011 // 12:24 am

Even vampires have to pop bottles sometimes. This Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener is sure to do the trick. This 2-inch bottle opener comes with a keyring so you can open drinks on the go. It is food and dishwasher safe. I bet you Dracula would have appreciated…

Vampire Repellent: Garlic Mints

October 17, 2011 // 12:38 pm

It doesn’t matter if you’re on team Edward, team Jacob, or team “I hate Twilight series and anything resembling it”. Protect yourself from any unwanted neck bites with these Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints. Each 2-inch tin holds 100 garlic flavored mints. Although the vampires may be at bay,…