For the 14th: Nutella Red Velvet Cinnamon Rolls with Cream Cheese Frosting

February 4, 2013 // 2:20 pm

As Yammie, the creator behind this gorgeous Nutella mess, advises, “Bake them. Eat them. Love them.” And really, how could you protest? They’re red velvet cinnamon rolls slathered in the stuff of chocolate hazelnut dreams and decked out in sweet, sweet cream cheese…

Chocolate-Flavored Envelopes Are the Cure to Nasty-Tasting Snail Mail

January 31, 2013 // 7:30 am

The folks over at ThinkGeek have come up with a genius solution for nasty-tasting envelopes: Chocolate-flavored envelopes. See those brown patterns in the picture above? That, my friends, is chocolate-flavored. It’s completely lickable, delicious and functional for all your V-Day greeting needs.

The one downside to this tasty invention…

24 DIY Truffles to Make Your Valentine Boo

January 24, 2013 // 1:33 pm

V-day’s around the corner. Are you prepared to give your sweetie something sweet? No?! Well, we’re here to help. Here’s a list of 24 decked out, decedent, homemade truffles for that someone special. And if you’re single and just want these babies all to yourself, don’t worry, we won’t tell.…

This Bacon Poem is Actually Super Romantic

January 8, 2013 // 8:00 am

Maybe I’m just a sucker for bumbling crushing boys with hearts of gold (here’s looking at you, Peter Parker.) But something about a guy who might not be the smoothest of cats, but who still puts his whole heart into expressing his love, regardless of how silly it might…

This Valentine’s Day, Mold Your Boobs into a Cookie Bra

January 6, 2013 // 5:00 am

It’s a little disheartening, seeing how quickly stores can just drop all their Christmas fare for the next big commercial holiday. But hey, I’m an impressionable consumer! And Walgreens does say Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and I should get going on the prep work. Luckily, I…

Finally, His and Hers Potato Chips

December 10, 2012 // 6:00 pm

Enough with this “what’s yours is mine, mi casa es su casa” nonsense. If I want to have an entire bag of potato chips to myself, that’s damn well what I’m going to do. And no amount of ass-kissing or pussy-footing from you is gonna change my mind.

Epic Meal Time Makes a 35-Gallon Ice Cream Sundae For Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2012 // 4:08 pm

Get out of their way. You say you don’t care about love? The dudes at Epic Meal Time pour 35-gallons of ice cream, pastries, chocolate and caramel syrup, candied bacon, and then pour a love letter into a blender, blend it up, and drink it with…

Philadelphia Cream Cheese Launches a Chocolate Spread

February 14, 2012 // 2:49 pm

Yes, Valentine’s Day is a day of love, heartbreak and #singlesawareness, but it’s also a day of decadence. The folks at the Philadelphia cream cheese company want you to think that way when discussing their latest line of real chocolate, and rich Philadelphia Cream Cheese…