Best Valentine’s Gift EVER: Boyfriend Transforms Ice Dispenser into Candy Dispenser

February 14, 2013 // 6:17 pm

Like many already great things (yogurt, grapes, Thin Mint cookies), candy, especially chocolate candy, is even better frozen. But it can be difficult to know just when you’ll want to nom on some frozen Hershey’s kisses. What if it’s, like, midnight and you want some frozen chocolate right now,…

Foodie Pick Up Lines Ribbed For Your Valentine’s Day Pleasure

February 14, 2013 // 10:00 am

Had enough of being Forever Alone every Valentine’s Day, or are just looking for some smooth words to spice up your love life? Before you and your date eat out, why not heat up the oven a little bit and set the mood with these delightfully sexy foodie pick-up lines?…

The Pizza Scarf Keeps Your Neck Warm & Greasy, Kinda

February 13, 2013 // 3:59 pm

It wouldn’t surprise us if you’re disappointed by the fact that this is a scarf posing as a pizza rather than an enormous scarf-shaped slice of pizza. We get it, we really do. But once you’ve gotten over that initial urge to sink your teeth into a stranger’s neckwear,…

Even if You Hate Valentine’s Day, We’re Pretty Sure You Won’t Hate These Brownies

February 13, 2013 // 6:00 am

Confession: I actually like Valentine’s Day.  Possibly because I have a severe medium addiction to chocolate and will happily celebrate any holiday that makes it acceptable for me to receive an entire box of it.  I only have one gift to buy, only one other person to feed, and I don’t…

The ‘Forever Alone’ Valentine’s Day Drinking Game

February 11, 2013 // 3:55 pm

Full disclosure: my goal at the end of this list is to make you want to punch something. The wall. Your laptop. The jackass buying last-minute flowers at the supermarket for his girlfriend and his cute coworker. I want you to get so angry that your body becomes a…

Wear Your Pizza on Your Sleeve: Domino’s Japan Offers Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Pizza

February 11, 2013 // 1:20 pm

For you gals and guys who have yet to make reservations at the closest frou frou restaurant, tsk tsk, here’s an idea: Skip the Italian joint stuffed full with snogging couples, stay home, pop open a couple of beers and order a heart-shaped pizza from Domino’s.

How’s that for…

Scan Your Screaming Face on Chocolates, We Heard it’s Super Romantic

February 7, 2013 // 7:00 am

How many of us have heard the phrase, “You’re so cute, I just want to eat you up?”

Now, you actually can eat someone up — if they decide to create a likeness of their own face in chocolate, that is.

Because, yeah, that’s actually a thing, and you…

Make These Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts Deep Fried & Drizzled in Chocolate

February 5, 2013 // 7:00 am

Valentine’s Day is days away, and you are soooo ready to whisper sweet nothings into your true love’s ear. If you’re looking to tell your honey bunny things like “Ur kind,” “Be Mine,” and “Txt me” say it with conversation hearts, I guess. If you want to tell your darling…