Today I Learned Beer and Vaginas Have the Same Level of Acidity – Coincidence? I Think Not

May 2, 2013 // 8:00 am

I mean, think about it, both taste kind of funny, smell kind of funny and everyone loves (or pretends to love) sucking them down. But did you know that most people’s favorite beverage and everyone’s favorite birth canal actually have a lot more in common than their ability to…

LOL: Starbucks Barista Thinks This Woman’s Name is ‘Vagina’

May 1, 2013 // 1:44 pm

In Starbucks Hong Kong’s defense, maybe the barista had just never seen a woman before. I mean, according to this slapdash study put together by a Japanese news site, approximately “100 million men in China will go through their entire lives without having sex.” Maybe, when faced with…

This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]

March 15, 2013 // 11:33 am

There’s a “deflowering” joke in here, somewhere.

Designed by Japanese virtual idol Hatsune Miku and one of Japan’s biggest convenience store chains, Family Mart, this strawberry and cream-flavored bread is supposed to look like a flower, but somehow comes across as a bit more . . . labial.

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Watta Water Keeps It Classy With Ads of Water Bottles Shoved Up Women’s Hoo-Has

August 5, 2012 // 11:15 am

Would you buy a water bottle if you knew it had been “coolly” sitting on top of a woman’s vagina?

On second thought, don’t answer that, but whatever you were thinking just might be the reasoning behind Avance WWP’s newest ads for Guatemala’s Agua Watta bottled water…