Burger King Lightens Up & Adds Turkey Burger to Limited-Time Spring Menu

March 19, 2013 // 10:17 am

Not to be out done by its fast food competitors, Burger King is the latest chain to jump on the “healthy alternatives” bandwagon.

Burger King is launching their new Turkey Burger for $3.99 as part of their limited-time Spring menu. Though this sandwich touts a “better for you” attitude,…

Our National Pie Obsession Explained With Pi

November 23, 2012 // 3:48 pm

In moments of unrepentant holiday gluttony, science and data can be helpful in justifying and explaining the carnage and destruction of any given food spread. I don’t have to feel bad about having four slices of pumpkin pie if a venn diagram comparing it to Pi cites it as…

[Video] Behold, The TurTwinkie — A Twinkie-Stuffed Turkey

November 22, 2012 // 2:48 pm

At a time when Twinkies and Thanksgiving recipes are hot topics, one man’s vision combined the two.

The Turtwinkie is the creation of Butch Yamali and the bird made its debut at Kennedy’s Tavern in Manhattan, N.Y. Tuesday.

The tale goes that as kids, Yamali and his brother hated…

Sushi Turkey, S’more Turkey & More Turkey Incarnations

November 21, 2012 // 4:26 pm

What began as innocuous turkey-jello mold, quickly grew into a full-blown tradition at Danielle Spencer’s yearly Thanksgiving office parties. From dainty sushi turkeys to eerie moon crater turkeys to refulgent gilded turkeys, her coworkers brought the best and most questionable creations.

Here are our favorites below, to…

This Hello Kitty Turkey Wears Her Bow on Her Drumstick

November 17, 2012 // 2:28 pm

Just in case Nicole Westbrook didn’t give you enough unbearable cute to be thankful for this holiday season.

One question though: am I the only one concerned that non-turkey HK appears to be holding onto a turkey drumstick? Is this some weird message about cannibalism and the…

Rebecca Black’s Time-Traveling Little Sister Brings You “It’s Thanksgiving”

November 15, 2012 // 3:44 pm

Nicole Westbrook is poised to become the latest YouTube child “singer” star to emerge from writer/producer Patrice Wilson’s tween-bop music video factory. Wilson is the creative force behind last year’s hate-watch sensation – Rebecca Black’s “Friday.” As “Friday” nears 43 million views on YouTube (with almost 880k likes vs.…

A First-Timer’s Visual Map to Roasting a Turkey

October 26, 2012 // 4:34 pm

The rush of relatives gathering at your abode, your oddball uncle getting drunk off whiskey cider and causing a ruckus, your aunties clamoring to pinch cheeks, the cheery clamor of conversation filling every corner of the house, the warm smells of turkey roasting in the…Oh my God did someone try…

5 Reasons Being a Turkey for Halloween May Be More Terrifying Than You Realize

October 26, 2012 // 12:26 pm

1. [Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask]: You could be wandering the kitchen one day just minding your own business when a freak accident finds you up the butt of one tragically raw birdie. You try to call for help but no one can understand your muffled cries. In your anger…