Finally, Someone Made Fortune-Telling Bacon

March 21, 2013 // 1:04 pm

I hate to break it to you, guy, but just because a super-intelligent spider describes your pig as “some pig,” “terrific” and “radiant” doesn’t mean that when you finally do cook the thing, you’ll magically wind up with fortune-telling bacon. That’s just not how it works.

If you want…

Fruit Ninja Plush Toys

December 16, 2011 // 1:09 pm

The touch-based mobile video game phenomenon lives on in your home through an assortment of stuffed plush toys just adorable enough to grace rooms of people young and old. For now, you can choose between a watermelon plush that comes pre-sliced for your entertainment and the old…

Bendy Mr. Bacon

September 27, 2011 // 8:00 am

Bendy Mr. Bacon bends, bends, bends and bends some more. This flexible toy is the best companion for any meat lover. Is there anything bacon can’t do? ($4.99 @ Think Geek)

Plush Sushi

September 7, 2011 // 11:00 am

Love sushi? Love sushi so much that you could sleep with it? Well now your bizarre dream is one step closer to becoming reality! Plush Sushi is on sale at ThinkGeek.com. Tuna, Shrimp, Salmon Roe and even Ginger and Wasabi plushes are available individually or as a…

Double Barrelled Marshmallow Crossbow

February 12, 2011 // 9:15 am

This is a must-have for anyone that works in a fun office environment. I’m going to show up at Foodbeast HQ and shoot Elie with fifty marshmallows from over thirty feet away. All I have to do is pull back the knob, release and repeat and he…

Canned Unicorn Meat

December 10, 2010 // 12:42 pm

Hopes, dreams and magic all in one can-Canned Unicorn Meat! The unicorn truly is a magically creature that once only existed in childhood fairy tales. Now, you can have your own dead unicorn. So, there really isn’t any unicorn meat in here (I’m sorry), but you do get a…

Ice Cream Lamp

January 28, 2009 // 3:48 pm

2 foot high ice cream cone? Check. Visible in the dark? Check. I just read you my bucket list, and it was covered all through this item. The Ice Cream Lamp is a 2 foot high jumbo plastic lamp that is available for $48 at