V-Shaped Toaster Solves All Your Half Sandwich Problems

March 4, 2013 // 7:00 am

When it comes to the sandwich game, sometimes we want to go halfsies, but things can get super tricky when we’re dealing with toasted bread. Trying to cut crisped slices in half makes for the crumbiest of messes, but we’ve come across a genius solution — the V Toast designed…

In Case You Missed It: The Grilled Cheese Hack

November 28, 2012 // 8:05 pm

If you live by the motto, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” you’re finally being rewarded for hanging onto that vintage toaster. The reward comes to you in the form of an instant grilled cheese sandwich via said toaster.

While you might have already caught onto this lil’…

Toast Domo for Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

November 19, 2012 // 2:02 pm

Apparently, when Domo isn’t passing gas, hating on apples and dwelling in his cave, he’s busy making delightful toasted pieces of bread. His curious face of perpetual fascination is charmingly captured on the side of this kitschy toaster and even lets you toast Domo’s large saw-toothed expression for breakfast,…

Resuscitate Your Breakfast With This Defibrillator Toaster

November 18, 2012 // 1:43 pm

Who says breakfast can’t be exciting? I can’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday morning than shocking your bread back to life- it’s fun for the whole family! It seems straight forward enough: place a slice in each tray, select…

Adorable Toast Thumbdrives Are Adorable

August 9, 2012 // 8:00 am

Here’s the latest in boring things made inexplicably awesome when disguised as other things: the USB Toaster Hub and Toast Thumbdrives.

These precious, anthropomorphic 4 GB drives come in four “flavors”: Butta, Ry Ry, Crisp and Tato, and feature removable “heads” which sit snugly inside the USB toaster while…

Hello Kitty Toaster

December 13, 2011 // 12:22 pm

I’ve always said that my toast needs to be cuter. OK, that’s not true, I’ve never said that. But for those of you looking to up the adorable quotient of your plain old toast by a factor of 12, this toaster is definitely for you. Imprint that…

Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread Toaster

September 21, 2011 // 12:00 am

God has provided! This Daily Bread Toaster is sure to wipe away any sins you have. Repent and savor the savior of all holy toasts. ($29.95 @ Jesus Toasters)

ToastaBags: Reusable Toaster Bags

July 21, 2011 // 10:40 am

Creating a nicely toasted sandwich can get difficult when particular ingredients used are heated vertically. With ToastaBags, melting cheese on toast becomes a less messy, easier task for the end consumer. Reusable about 50 times, the bag is easy to clean and lets you throw practically anything you…