Here’s How To Make Adam Sandler’s Spanglish Sandwich With A Lot More Bacon

January 27, 2013 // 6:00 am

The movie was semi-forgettable, but remained viable because of the subtle yet obviously apparent beauty of Paz Vega AND the late-night, ingredient-enhanced BLT that Adam Sandler’s character John Clasky made in his home kitchen. Thanks for the inspiration Billy Madison, but we decided to…

This Smart Toaster Toasts To Your Shade of Choice

January 14, 2013 // 1:24 pm

While it’s still just a design concept, Basheer Tome’s idea for Hue, a toaster that toasts your bread according to your preferred shade of brown, is looking pretty… hot.

In Case You Missed It: The Grilled Cheese Hack

November 28, 2012 // 8:05 pm

If you live by the motto, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” you’re finally being rewarded for hanging onto that vintage toaster. The reward comes to you in the form of an instant grilled cheese sandwich via said toaster.

While you might have already caught onto this lil’…

Resuscitate Your Breakfast With This Defibrillator Toaster

November 18, 2012 // 1:43 pm

Who says breakfast can’t be exciting? I can’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday morning than shocking your bread back to life- it’s fun for the whole family! It seems straight forward enough: place a slice in each tray, select…

Adorable Toast Thumbdrives Are Adorable

August 9, 2012 // 8:00 am

Here’s the latest in boring things made inexplicably awesome when disguised as other things: the USB Toaster Hub and Toast Thumbdrives.

These precious, anthropomorphic 4 GB drives come in four “flavors”: Butta, Ry Ry, Crisp and Tato, and feature removable “heads” which sit snugly inside the USB toaster while…

Teddy Bear Toast

March 19, 2012 // 10:09 pm

This is probably the cutest thing I’ve seen all week. A teddy bear made from nothing more than toast and a few other household ingredients. It makes me almost not want to eat it. Almost. Parent’s looking to get creative with their kids’ meals, or guys who just want…

Caprica Toaster

December 28, 2011 // 11:45 am

Before Cylons were Cylons, and when Will Adama was a precocious young scamp wandering about a city that would eventually be nuked to kingdom come, there was Caprica. The Battlestar Galactica spinoff that took place before the events of the 2005 sci-fi drama had a decent run before…

Toast Wallet

December 14, 2011 // 5:44 pm

A novelty idea that could just save your life! Don’t believe me?

Say you’re getting mugged and you’re ordered by the perpetrator to give them your wallet and you pull out a piece of toast. They’re not going to want that, it’s just toast. Unbeknownst…