Here, Have a Video of a Vending Machine Robot Thief

April 26, 2013 // 2:19 am

If you’re reading this article right now, chances are you either A) don’t speak French B) don’t have a solid comprehension of rudimentary robotics or C) at least one of the above. Which means whatever commentary Youtube inventor ioduremetallique provides in this following demonstration vid doesn’t do you…

Apparently Toy Guns are All You Need to Rob a White Castle

January 9, 2013 // 7:15 pm

Let’s face it, robberies are hard. Between the costs of the gun and the getaway car, not to mention health insurance (for all those on-the-job work injuries), it’s no wonder budding thieves need to steal so much. They’re just trying to make a profit, the angels.

Hot Dog Thief to Spend 80 Years In Prison

November 28, 2011 // 1:12 pm

In 2009, Charles Cleveland Nowden was arrested for attempting to buy two hot  dogs, two cokes and popcorn with a counterfeit $20 in Fort Worth, Texas. This week he received an 80-year prison sentence.

It looks like Nowden was buying for two at the movie theater.…

Kanye West Moment In The Refrigerator

June 13, 2010 // 8:58 pm

Look! An actually useful way to use a Kanye moment.(Thx EP)