This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]

March 15, 2013 // 11:33 am

There’s a “deflowering” joke in here, somewhere.

Designed by Japanese virtual idol Hatsune Miku and one of Japan’s biggest convenience store chains, Family Mart, this strawberry and cream-flavored bread is supposed to look like a flower, but somehow comes across as a bit more . . . labial.

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In Case You’re Not Drunk Yet, Make This Boozy FOREVER ALONE Milkshake

February 14, 2013 // 8:30 pm

In case you’re not tipsy off wine while feeding chocolate strawberries to your lover or boozy at a singles-only event with your friends yet, here’s a FOODBEAST original to fix that dilemma: Spiked Red Velvet Shakes, aka Forever Alone Milkshakes. We made these babies last Friday as a post-lunch…

This Hello Kitty Strawberry Looks Too Cute to be Real

February 8, 2013 // 3:52 pm

Last week we introduced you to a Redditor’s BEAR-y delicious grizzly strawberry. This week, we bring you Japan’s very own Hello Kitty strawberry. No, it’s not a genetically engineered superfood, just a happy (and delicious) accident that Japanese twitter user @ebi_25 came across and posted on Twitter. While…

Urinal Cakes Shaped Like Actual Cakes Let You Pee Over Everything You Love

December 19, 2012 // 12:38 pm

Sometimes people have bad days, I get it. Maybe you’ve finally reached the age where your birthday is more a hassle than a celebration. Or maybe you’ve forgotten your anniversary, again. Regardless of the miserable circumstances though, it is never okay to express your disdain by taking your party cake and peeing all…

‘Adult’ Strawberry Milk — Just Like Your Childhood, But Boozier!

August 22, 2012 // 1:02 pm

From the creators of Adult Chocolate Milk, comes their latest concoction- Adult Strawberry Milk. Arriving in September, Adult Beverage Co. will launch it’s newest  ready-to-serve beverage, while keeping with their theme of fun cocktails with a nostalgic twist. Adult Strawberry Milk is a…

White Castle Introduces Two New Shake Parfaits

June 19, 2012 // 2:39 pm

For a limited time only, White Castle is introducing two new Shake Parfaits as a part of their dessert menu.

I personally dislike drinking my shakes with a straw since it takes forever before it can easily go from the cup to my stomach, and hate being judged for…

Strawberry Galette

May 2, 2012 // 2:54 pm

Don’t let the fancy name fool you, this dessert is anything but pretentious.

This strawberry galette (which is just fancy word for an ugly free-form “tart”) is low in maintenance, but high in flavor. I’ve made this a number of times, with a variety of fruits and berries, so…

Strawberry Toaster Strudel® Truffles

April 27, 2012 // 12:09 am

How do you feel about Toaster Strudels®? Personally, I think there is way too high a pastry-to-fruit ratio, and all I really want to do is toss the strudel and squeeze the icing packet directly into my face. I prefer Pop Tarts because I like my toaster pastries like…