A Countdown of the Last 10 Days of Lent, Brought to You By Food Porn

March 22, 2013 // 6:18 pm

This goes out to all of you who have 10 days left of Lent. Kudos to you brave, brave souls.

Of course, we took it upon ourselves to create a sprawling list of 10 foods you’re probably desperately missing. You know, all that juicy, fatty, creamy bad stuff you aren’t…

Dunkin’ Donuts Rolls Out New Angus Steak and Egg Sandwich and Wake-Up Wrap

March 7, 2013 // 4:38 pm

If you’ve been wishing that someone would serve something manlier than sugar-coated strawberry pancakes for breakfast, your wish has been granted.  Dunkin’ Donuts is re-introducing steak to their menu with the Angus Steak and Egg Sandwich and the Angus Steak and Egg Wake-Up Wrap to liven up your morning.  Wait…

Sriracha Salt Exists, Spells Endgame for Other Seasonings

March 7, 2013 // 1:35 pm

We won’t lie, we think Sriracha is perfect just the way it is (so perfect, in fact, that we shot a food porn video starring Sriracha in all its natural glory) but we still never pass up the opportunity to sear our tastebuds with Sriracha in new…

Our Favorite Classic Food Pairings Tie the Knot – Literally

February 14, 2013 // 4:24 pm

Unlike these “lover’s chips“, there’s something slap-you-in-the-face obvious about root beer and ice cream, milk and brownies, pretzels and beer going together. Also unlike those chips, these foods have been literally tied together and photographed by Kyle Dreier. He calls himself a food photographer, but thanks to…

Here’s How to Make the Bacon-Weaved ‘Steako’ Taco

January 17, 2013 // 7:03 pm

This is the stuff that only the most dedicated carnivores dream of. Luckily, Reed of Cooking with Reed had the vision to make “The Steako” happen.

Subway Employee Tells Customer to “Fight Me Like a Man,” Over Ketchup Dispute

January 10, 2013 // 12:55 pm

The very last panel of the Hyperbole and a Half comic “Sneaky Hate Spiral” depicts an enraged stick figure with fangs for teeth, shouting at an implied Subway employee, “The cheese triangles don’t go like that!“

Spend $66 on Domino’s New ‘Luxury’ Kobe Beef Steak Pizza in Japan

January 8, 2013 // 3:54 pm

If you’re in Japan, you can blow 5,800 yen ($66) on the recently released Kobe Beef Steak Pizza. Topped with Kobe beef, onions, potatos, cheese, and deluxe steak sauce, the question remains as to whether or not anything that involves the expensive and succulent meat can really go wrong…

Foodfapping 2012: The Year in Sex-Related Food News

December 30, 2012 // 8:00 am

Face it, the best part of not dying during Mayan Doomsday is knowing we still get to enjoy the two things that make this life worth living: Food and sex.

Here’s some of the best, worst, strangest and most OMGWTFBBQ-worthy sex-related news stories we saw this year.

Enter at…