Sriracha Red Velvet Cream Cheese Cupcakes, You’ll Kind of Like Them

May 13, 2013 // 9:11 am

The idea came real quick a few months back — Phil and I were prepping all the items for our Sriracha Food Porn video, a video where the progression of items squirted Sriracha on would get more and more unconventional.

The video starts off tame…

Finally, Bruegger’s Bagels Rolls Out New Sriracha Egg Sandwich

May 9, 2013 // 12:19 pm

It’s about time someone made this a thing. Bruegger’s Bagels is rolling out with a new summer menu that’s “bold, spicy, sweet and savory.” Among the Morning Glory Bagel and a couple seasonal salads, the new lineup includes the Sriracha Egg Sandwich.

The Sriracha ‘wich features egg, sausage, cheddar cheese,…

Why Tabasco Is – and Always Will Be – Better than Sriracha

April 25, 2013 // 1:09 pm

In which Tabasco is a dapper, crotchety old gentleman and Sriracha is a hip and trendy cock.

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Okay folks, let’s rap. More precisely, let’s rap about Sriracha.

Picthx NPR

Sriracha is one of those internet-famous things, like bacon and memes, that everyone knows

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The Trendy Food Flowchart for Hungry Hungry Hipsters

March 25, 2013 // 12:12 pm

In today’s slow-roasted, gluten-free, organic, Stevia-based, what-do-you-mean-you-like-McDonald’s-french-fries world, it can be hard to know what to do for a quick-fix. It’s midnight, you’re hungry, and you’re fresh out of vegan bacon cheeseburger flavored soy chips. What are you gonna do? Nom on some Cheez-Its? What are you, a heathen?…

Suddenly, Eating Your Veggies Ain’t So Bad: Sriracha Peas

March 25, 2013 // 10:37 am

This.

This should have been done decades ago. I mean, Hapi already has those delectable Wasabi Peas. And while most of us are almost sort of mature enough to choke down our veggies without too much cajoling (because we feel guilty about eating that third cookie otherwise),…

Yes, This is A Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny

March 21, 2013 // 6:58 pm

Yes, this is a dark chocolate bunny. Yes, it’s infused with that Sriracha kick we all know and love. When I laid eyes on this beauty I momentarily tilted my head to the side, gazed in adoration and thought: Where have you been all my life?

This chocolate-Sriracha-Easter-ready bunny…

Sriracha-Lime & Korean BBQ Beef Jerky Are Not Your Average Gas Station Fare

March 7, 2013 // 8:02 pm

This is not your average gas station, so-so beef jerky. It’s the real deal crafted by Angeleno Matt Lauster of Dried and True — an “artisan” jerky company of sorts.

After swooping up a commercial dehydrator, Lauster began making his own homemade jerky — finding a local meat…

Sriracha Salt Exists, Spells Endgame for Other Seasonings

March 7, 2013 // 1:35 pm

We won’t lie, we think Sriracha is perfect just the way it is (so perfect, in fact, that we shot a food porn video starring Sriracha in all its natural glory) but we still never pass up the opportunity to sear our tastebuds with Sriracha in new…