Kinky: This Woman Thinks About Popeye’s Chicken to Achieve Orgasm

April 10, 2013 // 3:33 pm

“I’m clucking, I’m clucking!”

Too much?

In an upcoming “Is it Weird?” episode of the Steve Harvey show, a woman named Christina will share a fetish of hers that everyone probably has but no one is willing to admit: Food.

In fact, when her man’s moves in the bedroom…

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Pre-Packaged Sriracha Popcorn

March 14, 2013 // 9:00 am

So we first spotted the magic of Sriracha Popcorn on The Oatmeal and included it as a “less hot, but a totally solid alternative to butter” addition to The Sriracha Lover’s Gift Guide. Then, we actually made some for a movie dedicated to the stuff (yes,…

Sriracha Salt Exists, Spells Endgame for Other Seasonings

March 7, 2013 // 1:35 pm

We won’t lie, we think Sriracha is perfect just the way it is (so perfect, in fact, that we shot a food porn video starring Sriracha in all its natural glory) but we still never pass up the opportunity to sear our tastebuds with Sriracha in new…

Caffeinate Your Egg Salad with DoubleKick Caffeinated Hot Sauce

February 18, 2013 // 1:56 pm

It’s noon. You’ve been staring at your cubicle walls all day, trying to figure out if you can pull off boredom-suicide with a canister of printer ink and a 30-year-old floppy disk that fell behind your cabinet in the 90s. Lunch is just around the corner, but will your…

This Man Ate Chinese Soup So Spicy it Burned a Hole in His Stomach

December 27, 2012 // 1:39 am

So a dude walks into a hospital…and got diagnosed with a hole in the wall of his stomach only explainable by the spicy Chinese hot pot he ate a few hours earlier.

Doctors at a hospital in Wuhan, China, were perplexed when a 26-year-old-man with no history of gastrointestinal…

This Peanut Butter is So Hot It’s ‘Not Suitable for Children, Pets or the Elderly’

December 10, 2012 // 1:58 pm

We do not recommend slathering The Instant Regret Peanut Butter on your average PB & J. Unless, of course, you actually want your tongue to disintegrate into a million pieces. This particular peanut butter sauce features the Nagu Bhut Jolokia, you know, the legendary “ghost pepper” that’s…

Here’s How to Make Sriracha Ice Cream Sandwiches

October 5, 2012 // 10:02 am

There’s spicy ice cream, and then there’s Sriracha ice cream. And this ain’t no wussy version either. No, brought to us by Dallas-based food bloggers The Glut Life, these chocolate, peanut butter and Sriracha cookies are Texas-sized and Texas-hot (holding at least a good quarter cup of cock…

These Sriracha Boxers Give a Whole New Meaning to the Term ‘Cock Sauce’

August 15, 2012 // 10:17 am

I’ll admit, when I first heard the words “Sriracha” and “boxers” thrown around the office this morning, I was hoping for something a little more Jackass-y, but I guess these will do.

Hot Rod Red and emblazoned with the words “Respect the Hot Cock,” new Sriracha boxer briefs…