Here’s a Little Boy Ingesting His First Atomic Warhead, Subsequently Does the Harlem Shake

November 19, 2012 // 3:15 pm

Considering my affinity for sour candy, watching a 3-year-old consume his first Atomic Warhead candy warms my heart in a way drinking hot cocoa in a cabin in the woods in the midst of a winter storm could never do.

With that in mind, here’s a video of a…

Candy and Toilets: Sour Flush

December 15, 2011 // 8:20 am

As a rule of thumb, you should never eat anything that’s coming out of the inside of a toilet and you should definitely avoid eating said substance off of a toilet plunger. I think, however, this product is probably the one and only exception to this rule.…

Comparable pH Levels: Battery Acid and Sour Candy

November 29, 2011 // 12:41 pm

When I was younger, my parents always told me, “Candy will rot your teeth!” Using the best deductive reasoning a precocious five-year-old could muster, I came to the conclusion that couldn’t be true. I mean, how could something that tastes so good corrode me from the inside…

Caffeinated Nixie Tubes

January 12, 2011 // 1:40 pm

A sour powder candy with a caffeinated boost. Each tube comes complete with 200mg of caffeine and 8g of powder. Comes in 5 different flavors: cherry, lemon/lime, fruit punch, watermelon, and blue raspberry. The recommended consumption method, other than just pouring the entire tube down your throat,…

Craving: Jolly Rancher Screaming Sours

April 13, 2009 // 1:17 pm

I had a full bag of these gummy sour delights last week following a trip to Fry’s Electronics with my buddy Marc. Little did I know I consumed the better half of 1,000 calories in the bag I took on, but, it was 1,000 calories well worth…