This is What a Snack Jacket Looks Like

May 8, 2013 // 8:00 am

Today’s “WTF, why didn’t I think of that?!” moment is brought to you by the creative genius behind this snack jacket (snacket?) made entirely out of ziploc bags and stuffed with yummies like cereal, carrots, and pizza bites — not to mention an entire freaking sandwich. You know, because…

A Photo Series Capturing What Famous Musicians Eat and Drink Backstage

May 6, 2013 // 1:50 pm

Billy Idol noms on tubs of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! before he goes on stage.

Now that we’ve got your attention, on to the boring stuff: The ‘rider’, made largely (in)famous by Van Halen’s iconic request for “no brown M&Ms,” is a sort of contractual addendum that…

Nutella Cinnamon S’mores Pulls Eliminate the Need for Camping

April 11, 2013 // 11:53 am

All hail Plain Chicken.

As if these cheddar bacon ranch pulls (all of those words are delicious, except maybe pulls, but that’s just because it’s a secret synonym for ‘bread’) weren’t enough, we’ve also just uncovered the dessert version: S’mores + Nutella + warm sourdough bread.

I…

Florida Woman Claims This Goldfish is Literally ‘Christ on a Cracker’

April 5, 2013 // 3:00 pm

We’ve all had our moments of appreciation for Goldfish cracker’s cheesy goodness, but one woman from Melbourne, Florida has taken Goldfish worship to the next level — by claiming her cracker is a sign from God.

Apparently, Melbourne resident Patti Burke was working her way through a bag of…

This Hoodie Popcorn Holder is for Lazy, Innovative People

March 30, 2013 // 9:00 am

Another entry from the world of WTF Life Hacks, here’s the most efficient, environmentally friendly, hygienically-questionable method of snacking on popcorn while at the computer, knitting, reading, or anything else that involves too much work with your hands to waste time with a bowl. Simple reverse your hoodie, hope it’s…

Making Ramen with a Keurig Machine Makes Kitchens Obsolete

March 30, 2013 // 7:00 am

This is one of those “duh” things redundant technology has brought us, like warming pizza boxes on seat warmers in your car, or brushing your teeth with your tongue. A Keurig coffee maker, like an electric kettle, or a regular kettle, or a microwave, or…

The Trendy Food Flowchart for Hungry Hungry Hipsters

March 25, 2013 // 12:12 pm

In today’s slow-roasted, gluten-free, organic, Stevia-based, what-do-you-mean-you-like-McDonald’s-french-fries world, it can be hard to know what to do for a quick-fix. It’s midnight, you’re hungry, and you’re fresh out of vegan bacon cheeseburger flavored soy chips. What are you gonna do? Nom on some Cheez-Its? What are you, a heathen?…

Suddenly, Eating Your Veggies Ain’t So Bad: Sriracha Peas

March 25, 2013 // 10:37 am

This.

This should have been done decades ago. I mean, Hapi already has those delectable Wasabi Peas. And while most of us are almost sort of mature enough to choke down our veggies without too much cajoling (because we feel guilty about eating that third cookie otherwise),…