Ready to Drink Frozen Smirnoff and Parrot Bay Pouches Totally Look Like Alcoholic Capri Sun

August 21, 2012 // 3:15 pm

This intro goes out to all the incoming college freshmen: if (and when) you start to feel small and scared and nostalgic for the playground, Diageo USA has just created the perfect way to get recess-wasted with new Freeze and Squeeze Parrot Bay & Smirnoff Frozen Drink Pouches.

That’s…

4 Drinks That Can Turn Your Independence Day Party Into a Sh*t Show, Real Fast

July 3, 2012 // 7:35 pm

Wooo! America! Time to pound some more alcohol! Give me another shot! Let’s drop a deuce on your neighbor’s back porch!

Admit it. You’ve heard some variation of the above, and as much as you hate to agree with it, it’s true. You’re at a really awesome 4th of…

Amber Rose in the New Smirnoff Vodka Fluffed & Whipped Ad [VIDEO]

November 18, 2011 // 3:24 pm

In terms of vodka videos floating around the web, Amber Rose‘s appearance in the new campaign for the new Smirnoff Whipped Cream & Fluffed Marshmallow flavors is definitely sexier than the taste test we setup last week. The entire commercial follows Amber as she decides if she…

Tasting SMIRNOFF Whipped Cream & Fluffed Marshmallow Vodkas [VIDEO]

November 14, 2011 // 6:37 pm

Last week we reported on the launch of the new SMIRNOFF Vodka Whipped Cream and Fluffed Marshmallow flavors, and a few short days later we got our hands on a few bottles for taste testing purposes. What did we think?

Delicious. Almost too delicious. As you can see…

SMIRNOFF Releases Whipped Cream and Fluffed Marshmallow Vodkas

November 9, 2011 // 2:19 pm

SMIRNOFF Vodka announced today that it will be introducing two new flavored vodkas into a market that needs more variety (sarcasm much?) — Whipped Cream and Fluffed Marshmallow. The world’s number-one selling and most awarded vodka brand is dabbling into flavors that would go well with a bacholerette…

Smirnoff and Pringles: A Match Made in Munchies Heaven?

February 21, 2011 // 6:50 pm

According to an image uploaded to funny image curation site MyFoodLooksFunny, we get a glimpse at a Smirnoff + Pringles combination package. There’s little to no information about this product or any sort of affiliation between the two brands, but the match definitely seems interesting!…

Dubai Chef Stares Down 2/3 Lb. Burger

July 26, 2010 // 4:27 am

Pictured above is Matt “Dubai Chef” Maine staring down a 2/3 pound burger created on the first night back of his short stint in the states. As some may recall from his popular column a few months back (which will be back up in the…